List of The George Lucas Talk Show episodes
The George Lucas Talk Show is an improvised cult talk show originally performed live at the UCB Theatre in New York City, and currently streams weekly on Chris Gethards Twitch channel, Planet Scum Live. It is hosted by comedian Connor Ratliff in character as retired filmmaker George Lucas, and is joined cohost Watto, played by Griffin Newman, and their producer Patrick Cotnoir.
Episodes
Theatre Show
Main Article: The George Lucas Talk Show Theatre Show
No. | Episode Title | Guests | Date |
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1 | Episode I: “The Phantom In Us | Conner O'Malley, Tami Sagher, Will Hines, Guilty Pleasure, Langan Kinglsey | 02/28/2014 |
George Lucas hosts his own late night talk show, with Jar-Jar Binks as his sidekick/announcer. Guests include: Conner O'Malley, Tami Sagher, comedian Will Hines, and musical guest Guilty Pleasure (Sammy Tunis & Michael O'Neill), with an appearance by featured comedy player Langan Kingsley. | |||
2 | Return Of The Show | Griffin Newman, Kelly Hudson, Les Vinyl | 03/01/2014 |
Late night talk show host "George Lucas" (Connor Ratliff) welcomes guests Griffin Newman (Draft Day) and Kelly Hudson (AdultSwim.com) and musical guests Les Vinyl. Sidekick "Jar-Jar Binks" (Shaun Diston) plays the "movie tagline game." | |||
3 | Jar Jar's Star Wars Day Rockin' Eve | Chris Gethard, Abbi Jacobson, Andrew Law, Emilyn Brodsky | 05/06/2014 |
Late night talk show host "George Lucas" (Connor Ratliff) and his sidekick, Jar-Jar Binks (Shaun Diston) welcome guests Chris Gethard (The Chris Gethard Show), Abbi Jacobson (Broad City), Andrew Law (Late Night with Seth Meyers) and musical guest Emilyn Brodsky for a "Star Wars Day Eve" countdown celebration at UCB East. | |||
4 | Episode IV: Adieu Hope | Opus Moreschi (head writer, The Colbert Report) Conner O'Malley. Musical Guest: Quitzow | 06/14/2014 |
The talk show hosted by "George Lucas" returns this Saturday, June 7th at 11pm. This month the show will be at "This Theater & That Gallery" on West 29th Street.As always, George will be assisted by his hilarious Comedy Sidekick, Jar-Jar Binks. #JuneThe7thBeWithYou | |||
5 | Orange is the New Empire Strikes Back | Sasheer Zamata, Ben Warheit; Musical Guest: Mike Doughty | 07/28/2014 |
Hot on the heels of their triumphant "Comedy Improv" appearance at this year's Del Close Marathon, George Lucas and Jar-Jar are back with another edition of their New York Times-mentioned talk show! As always, audience members are encouraged to attend in costume-- and not just "Star Wars"-related costumes! Feel free to dress as "Preston Tucker" from the Lucas-produced film Tucker: The Man and His Dream, or as the "Dark Overlord Of The Universe" aka "Thog The Nether-Spawn" from the Lucas-produced Marvel Comics film Howard the Duck! Be creative and don't be afraid to go obscure! [Lucas might not recognize or remember which character you are, because he is 70 and hasn't revisited some of his own filmography in quite some time, but there is a chance you could win a prize or something.]#JulyThe28thBeWithYou | |||
9 | The Star Wars Holiday Special | Ben Rameaka (Alpha House), Fran Gillespie (Two Guys Named Josh), Musical Guest; Franz Nicolay | 12/05/2014 |
The Holiday season has arrived, which can only mean one thing: it's time to celebrate LIFE DAY, the Wookiee holiday that is sort of like Christmas and/or Thanksgiving. Gather up some orga roots from the Tree Of Life and join George Lucas and Jar-Jar for a special "Life Day" edition of their acclaimed late night talk show. | |||
11 | The Strange Magic #1 Box Office + Good Reviews Celebration Show | J.D. Amato, Alan Scherstuhl (film editor, The Village Voice): Musical guest: Shonali Bhowmik | 02/06/2015 |
For this month's show, George and Jar-Jar will still be in celebration mode after all the good reviews and big box office returns of 2015's biggest hit movie, Strange Magic! So get ready for fun and laughs and a lively discussion of the hit movie Strange Magic! (Audience members are encouraged to dress as their favorite characters from the movie Strange Magic, and the best costume will win a special prize!) #StrangeMagicEvent #FebruaryThe6thBeWithYou | |||
14 | Indiana Jones & The April Of Doom | Jake Fogelnest, Anna Drezen, Musical Guest; Mikey Erg | 04/03/2015 |
Fresh from their sold out appearance at SXSW, George and Jar-Jar return to NYC for an exciting new episode of the talk show that acclaimed author Wesley Stace recently declared "isn't a real talk show"! See for yourself how real it gets with this month's guests. #AprilThe3rdBeWithYou | |||
15 | May The 1st Be With You: THE STAR WARS DAY WEEKEND FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY CELEBRATION | Griffin Newman, Lauren Adams, Musical Guest: Les Vinyl | 05/02/2015 |
It's STAR WARS DAY WEEKEND! That's the weekend right before Star Wars Day, and we are kicking it off with a big show featuring funny people, singing, costumes, and maybe prizes or something! Come dressed as your favorite Star Wars character! Join in the annual "Yub Nub" Star Wars Day Sing-a-long! It only happens once a year! #StarWarsDay #StarWarsDayWeekend #MayThe1stBeWithYou | |||
16 | Indiana Jones and The Temple Of JUNE | Natasha Rothwell, Dru Johnson, Brandon Scott Wolf (DateBrandonScottWolf.com) Musical Guest: Emilyn Brodsky | 06/05/2015 |
Retired filmmaker/Talk Show Host George Lucas (Radioland Murders) and his sidekick Jar-Jar kick off the summer with a stacked panel of funny and talented guests: #JuneThe5thBeWithYou | |||
17 | Body Heat | Matt Fisher, John Murray | 08/07/2015 |
George & Jar-Jar return for more summer fun in the sweltering heat! They'll be joined by the very funny Matt Fisher & John Murray, whose cult hit Brooklyn show Low Standards with John and Matt first booked retired filmmaker George Lucas to do stand-up comedy! We'll talk about Summer Blockbusters, Comic-Con and audience members will have a chance to win special prizes! #AugustThe7thBeWithYou | |||
19 | The Chocolate Mpire Awakens | 10/01/2015 | |
George Lucas at the M&Ms Store in Times Square, Uncut footage | |||
19 | 10/02/2015 | ||
For our October show, we are going to take a deep look at one of the most unexplored aspects of the Star Wars Expanded Universe-- the M&Ms promotional tie-in, otherwise known as "The Chocolate Mpire"! That's right, we are going to spend the whole hour talking about M&Ms. There will be special guests and over $500 worth of fun prizes! #TheChocolateMpire #MMs #OctoberThe2ndBeWithYou[1] | |||
20 | The FELICITY Awakens | Janeane Garofalo, Scott Adsit, Jon Hamm | 11/06/2015 |
With little over a month until the release of Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens, we are devoting our November show to exploring the early J.J. Abrams television drama, FELICITY. We will also be offering FREE FELICITY (SEASON 2) STYLE HAIR CUTS to audience members for the duration of the show! First-come, first-served, as many as our professional stylist can get through during the show! WARNING: if you have not seen all 4 seasons of FELICITY, there WILL be spoilers at this show. INVITATION: we would like to invite ANYONE from the cast & crew of FELICITY to be a part of this show. You can currently stream all 4 seasons of FELICITY on Hulu Plus. (They are also available on DVD.) If you know anyone who is a fan of FELICITY, please tell them about this Very Special Show. | |||
21 | Wake Up, FORCE! It's Life Day! | Nicole Byer, Jason Mann | 12/04/2015 |
December's show will be our 2nd Annual LIFE DAY Holiday Special, but with less than 2 weeks till Episode VII hits theatres, there will be a lot more to celebrate this year! This will be our last opportunity to celebrate the joy of anticipation, the last moment of not knowing what we all think about the newest Star Wars movie, so let's not waste it! Come celebrate LIFE DAY with us at UCBeast! If you didn't come to our last show, you missed JON HAMM. Never make that mistake again! What if he stops by this month? (He WON'T, but I mean, can you really risk it? You'd feel like a FOOL!) | |||
22 | Moof Milker | Bobby Moynihan, Aparna Nancherla | 01/08/2016 |
Okay, so you've seen the new "Star Wars" movie. Now come to see the talk show hosted by "George Lucas" and his sidekick, Jar-Jar, for some real talk about the new movie and just about a million other things! THERE WILL BE SPOILERS. | |||
24 | May The Sith Be With You | Adam Wade, Leah Hennessey, David Johansen | 05/06/2016 |
For The George Lucas Talk Show's 3rd Annual Star Wars Party Show, we have decided we're going to celebrate it the BAD way! On May 6th! What does that mean? Instead of #MayThe4thBeWithYou, it's #MayTheSithBeWithYou! So much of Star Wars is about being BAD! Darth Vader is the galaxy's ultimate bad boy, so bad that Star Wars spent 3 whole movies showing just how this bad boy got to be so BAD! So, we're gonna celebrate the Dark Side of Star Wars, with Special Guests, including: Storyteller Adam Wade! (The Human Comedy, GIRLS) Actor/Musician Leah Hennessey (Zhe, Zhe, Make Out) Musician/Actor David Johansen (New York Dolls, Buster Poindexter, Scrooged) #StarWarsDay #MayTheSithBeWithYou | |||
28 | Howard The Duck XXX Party! | Caseen Gaines (author, Howard The Duck: The Oral History) Duck Expert Shari Romar (www.birdsbugsbuds.com) Singer/Songwriter Mike Doughty | 06/03/2016 |
30 years ago, George Lucas made motion picture history when he brought the Marvel Universe to the big screen with the very first feature film based on a Marvel comic, Howard The Duck. To celebrate its 30th anniversary, The George Lucas Talk Show is going to attempt to host what we hope will be the most thoughtful and significant Howard The Duck-related event of 2016! | |||
29 | Use the Fourth | Josh Sharp, Ariel Dumas, Will Miles | 07/01/2016 |
It's INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND and "George Lucas" is celebrating by talking to some very fun guests! #JulyThe1stBeWithYou | |||
32 | Fall of the Empire | Zhubin Parang, Seth Reiss, Mitra Jouhari | 10/07/2016 |
#OctoberThe7thBeWithYou | |||
35 | LUCASLYNCH | Francine Daveta, Matt Fisher | 11/04/2016 |
After 1980's The Elephant Man, David Lynch was offered the chance to direct Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi. He turned it down, opting instead to direct DUNE. Now, we are going to spend a whole show talking about the works of David Lynch, comparing and contrasting his various projects with the work of George Lucas! Every audience member will leave the show with at least one prize, guaranteed! It will either be a Lucas prize or a Lynch prize! | |||
36 | Life Day 3, Rogue 1 | Daniel Kibblesmith, John Reynolds, Clare McNulty | 12/02/2016 |
It's the Holiday Season once again, and for The George Lucas Talk Show, that means LIFE DAY! Come celebrate our 3rd annual Life Day show with sidekick Watto (Griffin Newman) and maybe even win a holiday prize! #LifeDayThree #RogueOne #DecemberThe2ndBeWithYou | |||
39 | #NoDeathStar | Seth Herzog, Melinda Taub, Jeff Rubin | 02/03/2017 |
After a triumphant 2nd show in Hollywood, The George Lucas Talk Show is back in NYC! We'll talk about the new title for Episode VIII and also about the U.S. government being taken over by a self-proclaimed Sith Lord. #FebruaryThe3rdBeWithYou #NoDeathStar #DarthBannon | |||
40 | 3/3/3rd Anniversary! | Brooke Van Poppelen, Phoebe Robinson, Michael Ausiello | 03/03/2017 |
It's the 3rd day of the 3rd month, and it also happens to be our 3rd anniversary show! Three years of pretending to be George Lucas and interviewing real people as themselves! And also, of course, the always delightful and super-committed Griffin Newman (Amazon's The Tick) as sidekick WATTO! #MarchThe3rdBeWithYou #3years #40shows | |||
41 | AlwaysNewDreams | Kevin McDonald, Andrea Boehlke, John Gemberling | 04/07/2017 |
43 | Indiana Junes | Shannon O'Neill, Nick Kocher, Abbi Crutchfield | 06/02/2017 |
Retired filmmaker George Lucas helped invent the Summer Blockbuster, and it's summertime again, so he has arranged a blockbuster of a show to kick of the month of June! There will be prizes, conversation and fun! #JuneThe2ndBeWithYou | |||
44 | July Is True From A Certain POV | John Gallagher, Jr, Emmy Blotnick, Frank Conniff | 07/07/2017 |
This month's Special Guests: John Gallagher, Jr (10 Cloverfield Lane, The Newsroom, Tony Award-winner for Spring Awakening) Emmy Blotnick (The President Show, @midnight) Frank Conniff (MST3K, Cats Vs Conniff) Plus, as always: The Tick's Griffin Newman as sidekick WATTO! | |||
45 | All Summer Long | Josh Patten, Wyatt Cenac, Alex Brightman | 08/04/2017 |
The George Lucas Talk Show returns to NYC! With Griffin Newman (Amazon's The Tick) as sidekick, Watto! NOTE: We attempted to give away 1,000 prizes to the audience for our recent L.A. show, only to learn that West Coast audiences are not nearly as ravenous for free giveaways as NYC crowds. We have roughly 500+ original Raiders Of The Lost Ark trading cards left, guaranteeing that everyone in attendance will get at least one! #AugustThe4thBeWithYou | |||
46 | "Get A Job!" (Labor Day Special) | Emily Althaus, Chase Mitchell, Marc Barold | 09/01/2017 |
Happy Labor Day Weekend from The George Lucas Talk Show! Come celebrate with the creator of countless jobs in the entertainment industry, "retired filmmaker George Lucas"!
Featuring (as always) George's sidekick, WATTO, played by Sniffin Pooman of Amazon's acclaimed new series, The Tick! #GetAJob #SeptemberThe1stBeWithYou | |||
47 | The Empire Strikes TICK | Peter Serafinowicz, Brendan Hines, Scott Speiser, Michael Cerveris | 10/06/2017 |
For NYCC weekend, The George Lucas Talk Show is excited to welcome 4 stars of the acclaimed Amazon Series THE TICK! #MayTheTickBeWithYou | |||
48 | Thank the Maker | Mike Drucker, Robby Hoffman, Pat Cassels, Ryan Miller | 11/03/2017 |
Thanksgiving is mere weeks away and we have a great show full of fun guests to be thankful for! #NovemberThe3rdBeWithYou | |||
49 | Life Day Night LIVE! | Dana Ashbrook, Lane Moore, Daniel Kibblesmith | 12/01/2017 |
It's that time of year again-- Life Day! Wookiee XMAS! And for this, The George Lucas Talk Show's 4th annual Life Day celebration, we have a terrific line-up of guests. PLUS: prizes!
#MayThe1stBeWithYou | |||
50 | Happy New Year/Let The Past Die | Jordan Carlos, Sara Chase, Tim Baltz, Anthony Atamanuik | 01/06/2018 |
We ring in 2018. ALSO: I will be destroying copies of the Original, pre-Special Edition Star Wars trilogy LIVE ON STAGE! Bring in a copy in any format -- VHS, DVD, Laserdisc or 35mm print -- and I will destroy it on stage with a Star Wars lightsaber/screwdriver! #LetThePastDie #KillItIfUHave2 #JanuaryThe5thBeWithYou | |||
51 | Valentines Day Special Edition | Julie Klausner, Craig Shemin (Jim Henson Legacy President), Stephanie D'Abruzzo | 02/02/2018 |
The George Lucas Talk Show celebrates Valentine's Day! | |||
54 | Post-SOLO Show-Lo | Joe Pera, Lauren Duca, Chelsea Davison, Brett White | 06/01/2018 |
SPECIAL 9PM EDITION AT HELL'S KITCHEN! This is the conclusion of GLTS' "Ron-A-Thon" trilogy of shows, celebrating the release of Ron Howard's SOLO: A Star Wars Story, in theaters from May 25th! Everyone who attends the Post-SOLO Show-lo will get one free ROLO. Special prizes for front row Han Solos! #JuneThe1stBeWithYou #SOLO | |||
56 | Radioland Murders | Tom Scharpling, Michael Kupperman Leighann Lord | 08/03/2018 |
A celebration of the groundbreaking 1994 Lucasfilm comedy, Radioland Murders! | |||
57 | Duel of the Brands | Michael Weber, Jennifer Dundas, Niccole Thurman, Luke Null | 09/07/2018 |
The critically acclaimed midnight cult comedy talk show continues its early evening Off-Broadway run at UCB Hell's Kitchen! Come check it out before it inevitably returns to being a midnight show! This month, we have another great line-up of guests, all of whom will pretend to chat with "retired filmmaker George Lucas"! PLUS: we will be giving away at least one vintage Phantom Menace-era KFC FLYING BUCKET TOPPER! As always, audience members are encouraged to dress up as any Lucasfilm-related character, from Luke Skywalker to Howard The Duck to Young or Old Indiana Jones! #SeptemberThe7thBeWithYou #KFCBucketToppers | |||
58 | NYC Comic Con | Sonia Manzano, Will Butler, Grey DeLisle, Travis McElroy | 10/05/2018 |
The George Lucas Talk Show panel at New York Comic Con! | |||
60 | Life Day/ Infamy Day | David Harbour, Rachel Antonoff, Chris Barron, John Levenstein | 12/07/2018 |
This year, we are celebrating LIFE DAY on the "day that will live in infamy"-- December 7th! |
Streaming Show episodes
Main Article: The George Lucas Talk Show: Streaming Show
No. | Episode Title | Main Show Guests | After Show Guests | Date |
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1 | Digital Magic | Chris Redd, Mary Holland[2] | Robert Wuhl[3] | 07/14/2020 |
Wear a mask! The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR (@patrickcotnoir on Twitter, follow him), have decided to officially re-launch their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH.... | ||||
2 | Radioland Stream Night | Nicole Byer, Timothy Simons[4] | Electro, JD Amato, Timothy Simons[5] | 07/21/2020 |
Wear a mask! The George Lucas Talk Show continues in its new digital livestream format, since its home for 6 years, NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, is now an empty building in Hell's Kitchen filled with covid-infected rats. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (improv provocateur CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (song-and-dance man GRIFFIN NEWMAN), joined by their snack-loving napfiend producer PATRICK COTNOIR, are reinventing the talk show while self-quarantining safely on PLANET SCUM's TWICH channel, where the comments are LIVE and everyone is saying YIPEEEEEE... | ||||
3 | Askew of the Views | Kevin Smith[6] | Chris Gethard[7] | 07/28/2020 |
Snoochie Boochies! The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 long years the slightest of cult comedy sensations at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly finds itself without a home due to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask! Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their past episodes are at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN. Will that trend continue tonight? Only one way to find out, tune into THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW.... | ||||
4 | A New Coping Mechanism | Daniella Pineda, Rick Overton[8] | Tom Scharpling, Riley Soloner, JD Amato[9] | 08/04/2020 |
Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM! After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask! They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show! Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings.... | ||||
5 | The Empire Strikes Duck | Bobby Moynihan, Lea Thompson[10] | Greg Iwinski[11] | 08/11/2020 |
DO NOT RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS UNTIL IT IS SAFE! Also, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is back for another week of conversational THRILLS & CHILLS in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM! After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK! They are joined by their snack-napping, butter-eating producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show! Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings.... | ||||
6 | Revenge of Return of the Jedi | Lauren Lapkus, Chris Eliopoulos[12] | Dan Milano, Eric Robles[13] | 08/25/2020 |
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM! After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK! WEAR A MASK! They are joined by their snack napping, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, if anyone from VANITY FAIR wants to write a long lead article about this show and all the money we have raised for charity this year, we think it would be a great, inspiring story with lots of fun and interesting details.... | ||||
7 | Streamers of the Lost Art (of Conversation) | Sudi Green, Rob Paulsen[14] | Tony Hale[15] | 09/01/2020 |
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us... | ||||
8 | THX-113GREAT | Andy Daly, Christine Nangle[16] | Will Miles[17] | 09/07/2020 |
STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK! They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us.... | ||||
9 | Yoda Hosers | Haley Joel Osment, Sasheer Zamata[18] | Alison Leiby[19] | 09/15/2020 |
STRANGE MAGIC is the most popular animated jukebox musical fantasy on Disney+! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to bring you the finest in digital talk show entertainment every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After more than a half-decade of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK! They are joined by the face of late stage capitalism, PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us.... | ||||
10 | SithTrax | Bill Corbett, Dana Schwartz[20] | Jon Gabrus[21] | 09/29/2020 |
The pandemic continues! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still safely livestreaming every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After many years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are doing their best to keep doing shows despite being separated by thousands of miles. It is exhausting. It is going to be at least a year before things can even be anywhere close to normal. Please wear a mask. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us.... | ||||
11 | Best in Show | Ahmed Best[22] | JD Amato, Julie Cotnoir, Abigail Noy[23] | 10/06/2020 |
The president is SICK! As if that wasn't bad enough, he now also has COVID-19 and most likely infected a bunch of other people. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely livestreamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Unlike THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, we have safety rules and they actually mean something. We don't just allow a bunch of infected people to wander into our show at the last minute spreading their disease. After years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do livestreams every week. It'll be a long time before it is safe to consider going back to the old way of doing things. Please wear a mask. And if someone makes fun of your mask for being "too big" or something, bear in mind that that person might be in the hospital breathing from an oxygen tank within 72 hours. Someone who always responsibly wears a mask (in addition to his big beard) producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) is here to keep the show running smoothly in quarantine, and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir In other news, our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?) Ok, that's enough of the crawl text. Does anyone even read these anymore? Let's get this show started.... | ||||
12 | The Empire Contracts Covid | Ken Jennings, Lisa Hanawalt[24] | Rich Sommer, Julie Cotnoir[25] | 10/13/2020 |
The President is spreading a disease! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to provide hours of responsible, law-abiding content safely livestreamed every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. It is possible to do stuff without actively making people sick. You just have to give a shit about other people, that's all. Following many years of live shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do it all from the relative isolation of Skywalker Ranch and The Dakota Building, using DIGITAL MAGIC. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Hey, remember last week when [REDACTED]? | ||||
13 | Revenge of the Sick | Taran Killam, Emily Heller[26] | Josh Gondelman, Emily Heller, Julie Cotnoir[27] | 10/27/2020 |
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW used to be a live, in-person show for audiences at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY but now things like that are impossible to do safely so they do weekly livestreams every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now broadcast from the relative isolation of Skywalker Ranch and The Dakota Building, using DIGITAL MAGIC. They are joined by a MBWL4TD (messy bitch who lives for the drama) and is T2GF (trying to get fired), producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka PATSY CLINE ok I am just making up new ones on the spot now) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please vote for JOE BIDEN.... | ||||
14 | COVID-1138: More American Willoweenie: The Battle for Elector | Kerri Kenney, John Ross Bowie[28] | Anthony Carboni, Julie Cotnoir[29] | 11/03/2020 |
BOO! Halloween was yesterday but guess what? Everything is still terrifying. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW used to be a live event at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY but then the pandemic hit and the only safe way to do it now is as a livestream here on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are joined by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka DA PADUSA aka ROSEMARY IN HER GARDEN aka NAPPY SNACKY) and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir To quote PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, "Don't boo, vote." As in, VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN.... | ||||
15 | A New Hopevember | Arden Myrin, Zach Cherry[30] | Rich Sommer, Julie Cotnoir[31] | 11/10/2020 |
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW started out as a live show at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY but then a fucking moron became president and long story short we now have to do these things as livestreams on PLANET SCUM. That's one of the reasons he lost the election this week. But I guess a lot of people must really like all this death and chaos because he still got 70 million votes. Every Sunday now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are joined by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Polltrick Votemore aka Lipstick Smoochmore aka Four Seasons Landscaping) and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir YUB NUB! | ||||
16 | The Search for Watto | D'Arcy Carden, Cameron Esposito[32] | D'Arcy Carden, Will Hines, Watto[33] | 11/17/2020 |
Watto has vanished. In his absence, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW must continue, just as it did after the closure of the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) has been left to helm the show with only his snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Crystal Patrick) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir. This is crazy, kids. Come observe now, for letting it continue, thusly... | ||||
17 | The Hey Nong Mandalorian | Scott Aukerman, Niccole Thurman[34] | Tom Scharpling, Julie Cotnoir[35] | 11/24/2020 |
WATTO is back! Yippee! And THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM, now that the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY has been shut down due to a RAGING PANDEMIC. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) encourage everybody to stay safe this week. You can maybe have an up-close Thanksgiving next year, but for this one you should focus on not spreading the disease around, ok? They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka MC Skratch Kat aka Nametrick Dropmore aka Thanktrick Givenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir | ||||
18 | Decembyrinth | Eliza Skinner, Joel Kim Booster[36] | Carl Tart, Julie Cotnoir[37] | 12/08/2020 |
As the death toll rises, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) welcome guests and have fun while actively NOT spreading a disease. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Nickname Jokenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Only a few weeks left in 2020. Who knows what fresh hell awaits us in 2021? Dot dot dot dot.... | ||||
19 | Investors Meeting | Jason Mantzoukas, Sonia Saraiya[38] | Jason Mantzoukas, Tarik Davis, Shannon O'Neill[39] | 12/15/2020 |
The pandemic rages on! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) provide weekly entertainment which can be viewed safely by people who don't want to catch a disease. Do YOU want to catch a disease? No? Good. That was the right answer. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Bumptrick Guestgone aka Bootrick Scootmore aka Bootscoot Baby) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Hey, next week is our HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Ooh, tell your friends about it. Especially if your friends are rich and want to help us help people who are hungry and need food. I'm serious, if you have rich friends, send them our way next week for our last charity fundraiser of this horrible, horrible year.... | ||||
20 | THX-2021 | Lou Diamond Phillips, Betsy Sodaro | James III | 1/3/2021 |
A new year! And a new era for THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital for EIGHT months in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed chracter actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka BABY NEW YEAR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir To help ring in the new year, George is about to debut his new "look" for 2021. Sound off in the comments if you are into it.... | ||||
21 | Wet Hot American Graffiti | David Wain, Kate Micucci | John Milhiser | 1/10/20201 |
SEDITION! INSURRECTION! STORMING THE CAPITOL! It's been quite a week, hasn't it? Now it's time for another new episode of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital since MAY 2020 in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic by people who are interested in not catching the disease. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka THE BOOTSCOOTIN' BABY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Is this how DEMOCRACY dies? Let's find out.... | ||||
22 | Icky Icky Goo | Lisa Loeb, Michaela Watkins | Mike Mitchell, Nick Wiger | 1/17/2021 |
Marathon Fundraisers
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1 | The George Lucas Talk Show All Day Star Wars Movie Watch Along[40] | 05/04/2020 - 05/05/2020 |
Synopsis: The George Lucas Talk Show hosted a 30+ hour marathon of all 14 live action Star Wars movies as a fundraiser for the laid off UCB Theater staff in New York. Hosted by George Lucas (Connor Ratliff) and his sidekick (Watto), how much will they raise? Will they have to watch all of Arli$? Will George lose his mind? Only one way to find out. Yippee. | ||
Guests: Demi Adejuyigbe, J.D. Amato, Tim Batt, Brandon Bird, Jamelle Bouie, Meredith Anne Bull, Zach Cherry, Shalyah Evans, Chris Gethard, Brian D. Gilbert, Karen Han, Ben Hosley, Jackie Jennings, Brian Jay Jones, Griffin McElroy, Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Guy Montgomery, Sarah Natochenny, Shannon O'Neill, Gil Ozeri, Ben Schwartz, Alan Sepinwall, David Sims, Dave Szarejko, Emily VanDerWerff, Chris Weitz, Jordan D. White, Nick Wiger, Robert Wuhl | ||
2 | May the AR Be LI$ You[41] (Arli$ Marathon) | 05/19/2020 - 06/30/2020 |
Synopsis: It is a period of online comedy. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has established a new home base on PLANET SCUM.
Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN), after barely surviving their recent 30+ hour-long STAR WARS DAY watch-a-thon, now face a new mission proposed to them by the comedian CHRIS GETHARD. GEORGE and WATTO will watch all eighty episodes of the HBO Original Series, ARLI$, which ran for seven seasons from NINETEEN NINETY-SIX until TWO THOUSAND AND TWO. Joined by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, they will watch one season every SUNDAY, all the while raising money for a series of charities.... | ||
Guests: J.D. Amato, Sarah-Violet Bliss, Michael Boatman, Jonathan Braylock, Hallie Bulleit, François Chau, Zach Cherry, Colin Cosell, Erin Darke, Gaby Dunn, David Farrier, Chris Gethard, Matt Gourley, Randy Havens, Dan Hernandez, Brian Huskey, Yassir Lester, Ryan Miller, Monique Moses, Sarah Natochenny, Greg Proops, Mike Quinn, Charles Rogers, Benji Samit, Noah Segan, Rekha Shankar, Kevin Shinick, Zeke Smith, Alex Song-Xia, William Andrew Finlay Stewart, Jim Turner, Janet Varney, Mara Wilson, Robert Wuhl | ||
3 | THX 1600: The Battle for Penndor (1600 Penn marathon) | 07/07/2020 |
Synopsis: THE GILCHRISTS struggle with everyday problems -- with one big difference. Their head of household (BILL PULLMAN) is also the leader of THE FREE WORLD. Between entertaining FOREIGN DIGNITARIES, holding secret CABINET meetings and dealing with emergencies, the PRESIDENT'S family must also face everyday issues like a grown SON (JOSH GAD) moving in and becoming one of the administration's biggest liabilities. TEENAGERS who are too smart for their own good and a STEPMOTHER (JENNA ELFMAN) who struggles to connect with the children add to the mix. Despite their extraordinary setting, THE GILCHRISTS prove that, at the end of the day, people are just...people. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will watch their entire saga unfold over the course of 13 episodes, originally broadcast by the NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY and currently only available by purchasing them via AMAZON or on DVD HOME VIDEO. (SORRY) Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (CONNOR RATLIFF, 10 episodes of THE PRESIDENT SHOW) and his sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, 20 episodes of OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT) will spend the day enjoying these episodes while welcoming a series of mysterious SURPRISE GUESTS. Will one of them be JOSH GAD? Why not tweet at him now to join us? He loves reunions and has not officially agreed to join this one....but don't be annoying. This week, they are raising money for THE MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE in Astoria, Queens, in the hopes that THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW can help them out and also get our show's name on the back of one of their theater seats.... | ||
4 | The Big Alakens Marathon (Big Lake marathon)[42] | 08/16/2020 |
Synopsis: It is the Summer of 2010. Scientists estimate that the BP DEEPWATER HORIZON OIL SPILL has leaked 5 million barrels of crude into the GULF COAST, making it the world's largest oil spill of its kind. Meanwhile, on COMEDY CENTRAL, a disaster of another kind was about to unfold. JON HEDER had vanished.... ....from the cast list of the GARY SANCHEZ PRODUCTIONS single-camera sitcom, BIG LAKE. In his absence, producers WILL FERRELL and ADAM McKAY sought out the talents of a relative unknown, UCB long-form improviser and CROSSBALLS writer CHRIS GETHARD to portray a young man named JOSH FRANKLIN who returns home in disgrace after causing the collapse of a major investment bank. Ten years later, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW prepares to re-visit the first and (so far) only season of this single camera comedy with fresh eyes. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (Big Lake laugh track audience member CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (Big Lake guest star GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 10 episodes in one day, slightly less time than it took for Comedy Central to burn them off during their original and only airing. They will be joined, as always, by their naptastic, snackeriffic producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who moved to New York City just days before the broadcast of Big Lake Episodes VII & VIII. He has booked an array of spectacular SPECIAL GUESTS (basically every single Big Lake-connected person who would agree to come on the show today). Throughout, they will be raising money for WATER.ORG, a global nonprofit organization which has empowered more than 29 million people with access to safe water or sanitation.... | ||
Guests: J.D. Amato, Dylan Blue, Owen Burke, Hayes Davenport, Chris Gethard, Britt Lower, Billy Merritt, Nick Mougis, Lennon Parham, Horatio Sanz, Don Scardino, Tom Scharpling, Jake Sully | ||
5 | Stu-D2 1138 on the Binary Sunset Sith (Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip marathon)[43] | 09/23/2020 - 09/24/2020 |
Synopsis: The NATIONAL BROADCASTING SYSTEM's most valuable franchise was in big trouble when EXECUTIVE PRODUCER WES MANDELL took to the airwaves and told the audience to change the channel. Before long, DANNY TRIPP and MATT ALBIE were brought back into the fold to take the reigns on the show they had been fired from just four years earlier, the legendary Friday night live broadcast, STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP. Not for nothing, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW now prepares to re-visit the first and (so far) only season of this hour-long DRAMA about SKETCH COMEDY. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (former UCB HAROLD NIGHT performer CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (UCB MAUDE NIGHT alum GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 22 episodes in approximately 17 hours on this candy-ass, prissy, feckless, off-the-charts, greed-filled whorehouse of a twitch channel hell-bent on doing nothing that might challenge their audience. That device in your hand is a crack pipe! They will be joined, not for nothing, by snack-friendly, nap-centric producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK) who worked harder than he has ever worked on anything in his whole entire life to put today's show together, and you know it! He has booked an array of spectacular SPECIAL GUESTS (basically as many STUDIO 60-connected people who were available & would agree to come on the show today). Not for nothing, they will be raising money for BROADWAY CARES/EQUITY FIGHTS AIDS, which helps men, women and children across the country and across the street receive lifesaving medications, health care, nutritious meals, counseling and emergency financial assistance. They're really quite something. What kind of day will it be? A long one.... Go to VTR! NOW!!! | ||
Guests: Alix Angelis, Kris Angelis, Elizabeth Barnes, Vanessa Born, Timothy Busfield, David Chameides, Camille Chen, Mystro Clark, Matthew Colonna, Nate Corddry, John Ennis, Kevin Eubanks, Gran Bel Fisher, John Fortenberry, Mark Goffman, Jack Gutowitz, Evan Handler, Cinque Henderson, Laura Innes, Carlos Jacott, Jackie Michele Johnson, Wendle Josepher, Mindy Kanaskie, Michael Kostroff, Christine Lahti, Scott Lawrence, Meg Liberman, Julia Ling, Dylan K. Massin, Rana McAnear, Mark McKinney, Melany Mitchell, Rob Nagle, Hayley Marie Norman, Abigail Noy, Jay Paulson, Wendy Phillips, Neda Pourang, Ian Reichbach, Diana Maria Riva, Kimberly Robbins, Casey Sander, Tom Scharpling, Teddy Sears, Trombone Shorty, Sarah Christine Smith, Josh Stamberg, Todd Stashwick, Joseph Lyle Taylor, Stephen Tobolowsky, Nate Torrence, J.D. Walsh, John H. Wan, Steven Weber, Robert Wuhl, Kelvin Yu | ||
6 | Macklunkeys To(Jedi K)night (Muppets Tonight marathon)[44] | 10/19/2020 |
Synopsis: When THE MUPPETS acquire their own television network, KMUP, and fail to program a crucial half-hour of their Friday night schedule, it falls to former SOLID FOAM bassist CLIFFORD to host a live variety/talk show while juggling a series of behind-the-scenes crises. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will revisit the complete two season saga that was MUPPETS TONIGHT. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (former UCB HAROLD NIGHT performer CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (UCB MAUDE NIGHT alum GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 22 episodes in approximately 11 hours on this most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational, candy-ass, prissy, feckless, off-the-charts, greed-filled whorehouse of a twitch channel hell-bent on doing nothing that might challenge their audience. That device in your hand is a crack pipe! They will be joined, as always, by nap-loving, snack-having producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka SKIPPER aka SCOOTER) who really wants you to follow him on Twitter, please: @patrickcotnoir They will be raising money for FAIR FIGHT, an organization which promotes fair elections in America, encourages voter participation and educates voters about elections and their voting rights. And now a show for you, GUARANTEED brand new.... | ||
Guests: J.D. Amato, Bill Barretta, Dick Blasucci, Mary Brehmer, Matthew Brooks, Leslie Carrara-Rudolph, Zach Cherry, Kevin Clash, Julie Cotnoir, Brian Henson, Jenny Jaffe, John Kennedy, Daniel Kibblesmith, Paul Rudolph, Craig Shemin, Rich Sommer, Kirk R. Thatcher, Patric M. Verrone | ||
7 | LucasLynch (On The Air/ Radioland Murders marathon)[45] | 12/01/2020 |
Synopsis: In the early 1980s, GEORGE LUCAS asked DAVID LYNCH to direct STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI, and he said "no, thank you" and made DUNE instead. Roughly a decade later, both men created madcap comedies about the early days of TV & Radio. With his TWIN PEAKS partner MARK FROST, Lynch created the sitcom ON THE AIR, which aired on ABC for three weeks before BOB IGER canceled it. Two years later, George hired MEL SMITH to direct his long-gestating film comedy, RADIOLAND MURDERS, which bombed critically and commercially despite its pioneering use of digital special effects. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will celebrate the links between these two visionary filmmakers by watching all seven episodes of On The Air back-to-back with Radioland Murders. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) will then explore the Lucas/Lynch bond further by watching other things, joined by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka SPECIAL AGENT PAT COOPNOIR aka MR C aka DOUGIE JONES) whose twitter is @patrickcotnoir. They will be joined for the next 9+ hours by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, all the while raising money for THE DAVID LYNCH FOUNDATION.... | ||
Guests: Dana Ashbrook, Angelo Badalamenti, Jonathan Bresman, Ian Buchanan, Scott Michael Campbell, Eric Edelstein, Robert Engels, Gary Grossman, Mel Johnson Jr., Brian Jay Jones, Gary Kroeger, Leighann Lord, Kimmy Robertson, Dave Szarejko, Gregory Van Horn | ||
8 | The George Lucas Holiday Special[46] | 12/22/2020 |
Synopsis: This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life. Today, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on AMAZON'S THE TICK) are raising money for FEEDING AMERICA. If you know anyone who might want to donate even as little as one dollar, please steer them towards this fundraiser today! They are joined, as always, by their snack-napping, nap-snacking producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PITY PAT aka THE GRIM SLEEPER aka STEAMBOOT LICKEY) whose druthers include you following him on twitter right now please: @patrickcotnoir Yippeeeee!! HAPPY LIFE DAY.... | ||
Guests: Keiko Agena, J.D. Amato, Sarah-Violet Bliss, Mal Blum, Emilyn Brodsky, Anthony Carboni, D'Arcy Carden, John Celestri, Zach Cherry, Bill Corbett, Julie Cotnoir, Erin Darke, Mike Doughty, Gaby Dunn, Chris Eliopoulos, Shalyah Evans, Gran Bel Fisher, Jon Gabrus, Sal Gentile, Chris Gethard, Brian David Gilbert, Josh Gondelman, Karen Han, Randy Havens, Emily Heller, Dan Hernandez, Will Hines, Robby Hoffman, Mary Houlihan, Jenny Jaffe, Jackie Jennings, Jackie Michele Johnson, Brian Jay Jones, Daniel Kibblesmith, Sarah Lewitinn, Jason Mantzoukas, Griffin McElroy, Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Will A. Miles, Ryan Miller, Bobby Moynihan, Christine Nangle, Sarah Natochenny, Shannon O'Neill, Haley Joel Osment, D.C. Pierson, Daniella Pineda, Charles Rogers, Mike Royce, Tami Sagher, Benji Samit, Paul Scheer, Ben Schwartz, Dana Schwartz, Noah Segan, Alan Sepinwall, Craig Shemin, David Sims, Riley Soloner, Rich Sommer, Alex Song-Xia, Milly Tamarez, Lea Thompson, Jim Turner, Martin Urbano, Emily VanDerWerff, Janet Varney, Bruce Vilanch, J.D. Walsh, Jordan D. White, Mara Wilson, Robert Wuhl | ||
9 | Amairican Grabbuddies[47] | 1/24/2021 |
Synopsis: It's the dawning of a new era. And what better way to celebrate than by watching all all 7 of the BUDDIES feature films: AIR BUDDIES, SNOW BUDDIES, SPACE BUDDIES, SANTA BUDDIES, SPOOKY BUDDIES, TREASURE BUDDIES and SUPER BUDDIES. These are all films about tiny puppy dogs who talk. We have not seen them before.THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be doing this today while raising money for the ASPCA. If you are new to the GLTS, WELCOME. Fans of this show are called GEORGIE PORGIES. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) and they are always joined by their producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka L'IL PATTA BUTTER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir All of the BUDDIES movies can be found on HBO MAX except for SUPER BUDDIES which is on DISNEY+.... | ||
Guests: Whoopi Goldberg |
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- "The George Lucas Talk Show - Episode XVII with Scott Aukerman and Niccole Thurman". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas After Show - Episode XVII with Tom Scharpling and Julie Cotnoir". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show Episode XVIII with Eliza Skinner and Joel Kim Booster". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas After Show Episode XVIII with Carl Tart and Julie Cotnoir". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show Episode XIX: Investors Meeting with Jason Mantzoukas and Sonia Saraiya". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show After Show Episode XIX w/ Jason Mantzoukas, Tarik Davis, Shannon O'Neill". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show All Day Star Wars Movie Watch Along". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show - May the AR Be LI$$ You". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show - The Big Alakens Part 1". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show - "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" Marathon, Part 1". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show - Muppets Tonight reunion, Part 1". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show: LucasLynch Pt 1". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show 2020 Holiday Special - Part 1". Youtube.
- "The George Lucas Talk Show - Amairican Grabbuddies Marathon, Part 1". Youtube. January 26, 2021.