Bad Channels
Bad Channels is a 1992 American science fiction spoof Direct-to-video film, produced by Full Moon Features and released by Paramount Home Video. It is about two aliens (Cosmo & Lump) who invade a radio station with the intention of capturing female humans, by using radio broadcasts. The hero is a DJ forced to combat the aliens alone when listeners think he is joking about the invasion.
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Directed by | Ted Nicolaou |
Produced by | Charles Band Keith S. Payson |
Written by | Charles Band Jackson Barr |
Cinematography | Adolfo Bartoli |
Edited by | Carol Oblath |
Production company | Full Moon Entertainment |
Distributed by | Paramount Home Video |
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Running time | 88 minutes |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
A semi-sequel was released in the form of Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, a crossover film featuring characters from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels. The film also has its own soundtrack composed and performed by Blue Öyster Cult.
Synopsis
Two aliens invade a radio station in order to capture female listeners. As they are captured, the women picture themselves as starring in a music video. After the video is completed, the women are shrunk and imprisoned in clear tubes. Realizing what the aliens have planned, the DJ warns his listeners to turn off the radio. He is not taken seriously by anyone until more women go missing, piquing the interest of the military. Eventually the DJ discovers that the aliens are weak to common disinfectant, using it to defeat them and rescue the women. All of the women with the exception of a nurse named Ginger, is returned to their normal size.
Cast
- Paul Hipp ... Dan O'Dare
- Martha Quinn ... Lisa Cummings
- Aaron Lustig ... Vernon Locknut
- Ian Patrick Williams ... Dr. Payne
- Charlie Spradling ... Cookie
- Robert Factor ... Willis
- Roumel Reaux ... Flip Humble
- Rodney Ueno ... Moon
Critical response
Cinemaphile gave it a bad review, 0/4 stars, calling it a "mess" and saying "I fear that the creators of this movie must have had brain tissue damaged sometime in their lifetimes."[1] The Film Fiend was more positive, calling it "hilariously cheesy".[2] Classic Rock Magazine described the soundtrack as "a grotesque mistake".[3]
IMDb.com has Bad Channels currently ranked 5.1/10 based on 980 ratings. [4]
User Ochnop at Something Awful gave Bad Channels a -39 out of a -50(being the worst) saying "Who could ask for anything more from a film besides a bag to throw up in? "Bad Channels" is truly something awful." [5]
Merchandising
- A set of collectible cards.
Soundtrack
Bad Channel featured a soundtrack album entitled, Bad Channels (album) that was composed and performed by Blue Blue Öyster Cult and also had feature songs from a few other bands such as Sykotik Sinfoney, Joker, Fair Game, and DMT.
Feature Songs
- Blue Öyster Cult - Demon's Kiss
- Blue Öyster Cult - Out of Darkness
- Sykotik Sinfoney - Mr. Cool
- Sykotik Sinfoney - Manic Depresso
- D.M.T - Myth of Freedom
- D.M.T - Touching Myself Again
- Fair Game - Blind Faith
- Fair Game - Somewhere in the Night
- Joker - That's How It Is
- Joker - Jane, Jane the Hurricane
- Blue Öyster Cult - The Horsemen Arrive
- F.U. 2 - Elegance
- The Ukelaliens - Pig Pen Polka
- The Ukelaliens - Little Old Lady
- The Ukelaliens - Jumping Jack Polka
References
- Keyes, David (1998). "Bad Channels (Review)". Cinemaphile. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
- "Review: Bad Channels". The Film Fiend. December 14, 2007. Archived from the original on 4 October 2013. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
- "Bad Channels (Album review)". Classic Rock Magazine. September 2006. Archived from the original on 4 October 2013. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
- "Bad Channels". IMDb.com. Retrieved 25 January 2021.
- "Bad Channels". Something Awful. Retrieved 25 January 2021.