Help Me Dr. Dick

"Help Me Dr. Dick" is a song recorded by German eurodance project E-Rotic. It was released on January 10, 1996 as the second single from their second album The Power of Sex. The single reached number 23 in Germany and was also a hit in Austria and Finland, where it reached number 18 and number 5, respectively. In other European countries, it achieved a minor success, failing to chart in most of them.

"Doctor Dick" redirects here. For people with that surname (including doctors), see List of people with surname Dick. For people with that first name, see Richard.
"Help Me Dr. Dick"
Single by E-Rotic
from the album The Power of Sex
B-side"Remix"
ReleasedJanuary 10, 1996
Length3:42 (single/album version)
2:42 (video)
LabelBlow Up (Germany), Dureco (Netherlands), Remixed Records (Sweden), EMI Music (France)
Songwriter(s)David Brandes, John O'Flynn
Producer(s)David Brandes, Felix J. Gauder,
John O'Flynn
E-Rotic singles chronology
"Willy Use a Billy... Boy"
(1995)		 "Help Me Dr. Dick"
(1996)		 "Fritz Love My Tits"
(1996)

Music video

The cartoon music video for "Help Me Dr. Dick" was directed by Zoran Bihac.[1] It starts out with a pink-haired nurse holding a poster of various breast-like images in front of a blonde-haired female patient, who gets insulted. Later, a doctor called Dr. Dick is seen walking through a room full of beds, alongside two pink-haired nurses and behind of a dancing briefcase. Dr. Dick is seen performing surgery on a women and man, fixing their face and ears, respectively. Later, Dr. Dick hears a screaming call - 'Help!' - via his stethoscope and from a city, and decides to travel through the desert to find the women. Dr. Dick breaks into a room and realizes that a man kidnapped and tied up the blonde-haired women seen earlier. Dr. Dick later transforms his deck of cards into an antibiotic needle full of anesthesia and then uses it on the man in order to make him fall asleep, and precedes to kiss the blonde-haired women. Dr. Dick is later seen helping various women with their tragedies, and is later seen performing surgery once more on two men. Dr. Dick hears another call - 'Help!' - via his stethoscope, coming from an island with an active volcano and steps on top of fish in the ocean in order to save the blonde haired women. Dr. Dick breaks into a room and finds out that a green squid kidnapped the blonde-haired women, and transforms his briefcase into a deck of cards and into an X-Acto knife to slice the green squid apart and save the blonde-haired women, whom he too kisses. Dr. Dick is seen more helping various women, and uses his head mirror to see through the outfits of the pink-haired nurses, whom he is dancing with. Dr. Dick is finally seen in space where he once more hears a call - 'Help!' - via his stethoscope, this time coming from a green spaceship. Dr. Dick then breaks into the green spaceship and transforms his briefcase into a deck of cards and then a ray-gun, which he uses on the red robot who kidnapped the blonde haired women, turning the robot into four smaller wind-up toys, each tapping their respective cymbals, and later kisses her. The video ends with Dr. Dick removing the blonde-haired women's oxygen mask and her waking up after surgery - and realizing that Dr. Dick had performed the wrong surgery on her and a man beside her, making them both pass out.

Track listings
CD maxi - Europe
  1. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Radio Edit) - 3:42
  2. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Extended Version) - 5:43
  3. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Club Version) - 4:57
  4. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Instrumental Version) - 3:42
CD maxi - European Remixes
  1. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (The First Aid Remix) - 5:57
  2. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Dr.'s Hospital Remix) - 5:05
  3. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (The Emergency Remix) - 7:09

Credits
  • Written by: David Brandes, John O'Flynn
  • Composed by: David Brandes, John O'Flynn
  • Arranged by: Domenico Livrano, Felix J. Gauder and David Brandes, at Bros Studios / Rüssmann Studios / Why Headroom
  • Produced by: David Brandes, Felix J. Gauder, John O'Flynn
  • Published by: Cosima Music

Charts
Chart (1996) Peak
position
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)[2] 18
Denmark (IFPI)[3] 18
Europe (Eurochart Hot 100)[4] 76
Finland (Suomen virallinen lista)[5] 5
Germany (Official German Charts)[6] 23
Hungary (Mahasz)[7] 3

References
  1. "E Rotic Help me Dr Dick VIVA VHS". YouTube. Retrieved October 21, 2019.
  2. "Austriancharts.at – E-Rotic – Help Me Dr. Dick" (in German). Ö3 Austria Top 40.
  3. Danish Singles Chart 23 February 1996
  4. "Music & Media: Eurochart Hot 100" (PDF). Music & Media. Retrieved November 17, 2019.
  5. "E-Rotic: Help Me Dr. Dick" (in Finnish). Musiikkituottajat – IFPI Finland.
  6. "Offiziellecharts.de – E-Rotic – Help Me Dr. Dick". GfK Entertainment Charts. Retrieved March 6, 2020.
  7. "Top 10 Hungary" (PDF). Music & Media. Retrieved June 25, 2018.
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